nine words women use ::

1.)
'Fine' : This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

2.)
'Five Minutes' : If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour.
Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

3.)
'Nothing' : This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with 'nothing' usually end in 'fine'.

4.)
'Go Ahead' : This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

5.)
Loud Sigh : This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of 'nothing'.)

6.)
'That's Okay' : This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman
can make to a man. 'That's okay' means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

7.)
'Thanks' : A woman is thanking you, do not question or faint. Just say
you're welcome.

8.)
'Whatever' : Is a women's way of saying FUKC YOU!

9.)
'Don't worry about it, I got it' : Another dangerous statement, meaning
this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's
wrong?' For the woman's response refer to #3.Then you RUN!



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