life can be seriously fuuny .

mannnn , you guys have to check out this website . it has some of the funniest pictures ever !
like these for example :

oh yeah . THAT'LL do it !

lmao .

umm .. your welcome ?

pahahaha . seriouslyyy ?!

lmao . so check them out : kelvynstevens.blogspot.com . (:

life's a game , but its not fair . i break the rules so idc . (:

what an amazing video . it seriously gave me chills . they all have so much passion . one of my favorite artists (kanye) , my fashion idol , and one of the best freakin rap performers there ever lived . it was bound to be successful . (:

love me like i oughtta be loved .

"You shouldn’t love me, it’s a poor life choice.”
“What if I said it was too late?
“I’d say that’s a shame. But I’d also say that if you have to love me, love me like the moon. Love me when I’m cursing at the GPS because it took me to the-middle-of-nowhere when I clearly said to take me to California. Love me when I’m sitting in wrinkled jeans and a stained shirt that I Febreezed and called clean. Love me when I forgot what you said, forgot your birthday and remembered the stats of the last game. Love me when I wax, love me when I wane. Love me then.”
“Alright. And what about me? How will you love me?”
“I’ll love you like the tides. I’ll love you when you’re sitting in the middle of a million shoes complaining that none will work. I’ll love you when you forget to check the oil, forgot to fill the gas tank, forgot to roll up the windows when you parked. I’ll love you when you burn dinner, when you won’t get off the phone, when you cry at a movie you’ve seen twenty times before. I’ll love you during the low tides, during the high. I’ll love you then”
“And during which will you remember that love is a fool’s choice?”
“Oh, I’ll always remember. But I’m a fool. Remember?”

- devianart .

what matters most .

i know that we are all supposed to believe that what matters most is what you think of yourself . we're not supposed to feed into the negative things that people say about us because they don't really matter . and to me , thats true ... kinda . but i feel like this , if everyone has the same perception of what kind of person you are , and its negative , maybe you should work on fixing it . because as much as people hate to admit it , reputation is everything . =/
i feel like what matters most is how you are remembered when you pass away . are you going to be remembered as a saint or a sinner ? a sweetheart or a grouch ? someone filled with joy or filled with sorrow ? because honestly , no one wants to leave this life and have people say , "well im glad SHE'S/HE's gone." and im sure we all have problems with people , but i feel like NO problem is bigger than how you're seen when you're gone . thats why this week ive been tryna get on track with everyone that i was off track with . because we never know when its our time to go . and lets face it .. 95% of fall outs are over bullshit when we look back at it . i dont wanna die with problems with a whole bunch of people . cause im really not that type of person . and i dont want someone else to die with us on bad terms . cuz THATS never fun . but if someone doesnt wanna meet me half way then hey , at least i tried .
im just saying , i want my life AND my death to make a difference . i want to influence peoples lives and have them remember me as the positive woman that i am . i'm working on becoming a better me . this is my first step. (=

kill this "fake" ish .

i am soooo sick of the word fake . this is a commonly used word to describe a girl (or guy) that deceived you at some point . "that b* is fake as fuck . i heard she was talkin shit. "
here is a wake up call : everyone is faaakeee !
everyone in this entire world is fake ! at some point , someone laughed at a joke of yours that wasnt funny . they're fake . they ddnt like ur outfit and told someone else . they're fake . they talk shit about decisions you've made . they're fake . but so whaat ? you're fake too ! i know yu do the same thing .
i dont understand how people expect other people to be so genuine to them when they dont give generosity back ! how can one expect another to be totally loyal and agree with everything that a person chose to do ? and the thing is , evveerryybody and they momma lovesss to say how fake they AREN'T . "i aint fake . i'll tell a b* exactly how i feel !" b* , ur fake . stfu .
all im saying is that we need to learn to accept that our friends are going to say shit about us when we arent around , and there is nothing at all we can do to stop that . even if we are 100% genuine to them , its still gunna happen . so stop being crushed when you find out you have some friends that do some "fake" stuff . just be prepared and know that its coming .


p.s. to be successful is to be "fake" . think about it .

honesty box .

if you are a college student , yu are familiar with facebook . and if you are familiar with facebook , you are certainly familiar with honesty box .
ohhh , honesty box . the most cowardly invention ever made . where people tell their true feelings about someone "to their face" anonymously . so its like .. you told them how you feel to their face , but with a mask on . so its like you're bold coward . ha . what a paradox .

but i kind of feel like this, too . maybe some people would rather get honesty box messages . i mean we all say the same thing : "if you got somethin to say , say it to my face . " but do we really mean that ? i think that the truth hurts too bad . maybe we dont really wanna know who thinks this , that , and the other about us . we don't wanna know that our closest freinds are the cowards writing in our boxes . we would much rather think that some loser boy out of our 500+ friends that we only had 2 mutual friends with is the one sending bullshit , much rather than we'd want to think that it's our crush . so its like the recievers are cowards too .
idk .. i could be wrong . but thats just how i feel .

so on that note , feel free to write in my honesty box , coward . (:

funniest part of superbad !

lmfaooooo ! =D

im just off alotta people .

im off the ones that try so hard to belittle me , the ones who take me for granted , the ones who constantly pull me down , the ones that think their running shit (HA) , the ones that expect me to bow down , the fake ones , and the ones that try to make me feel anything less than the queen that i am . i'm off of you all . good day .

the money tree .

when i was a kid , i used to wish money grew off trees . that way , all i needed to do was to climb up in a tree , pull out 5 leaves, and buy that barbie doll that i wanted . i mean it was only 5 leaves . do you know how many trees there are in the world ? it wouldn't hurt at all . everyone would still have oxygen , and i would have my barbie . i thought , "God, why wouldnt you make the money grow from the trees ? my life would be so much easier ."

i blamed him .

but now that i am older and wiser , i understand . if money grew from trees , we'd all commit suicide . every tree on this planet would be stripped of all the leaves and used on materialistic things that us humans claim are "essentials" to our daily lives . clothes , shoes , cars , mansions . we would trade our oxygen in to be fly . cause at the end of the day .. that's all we really want . we wanna be fly . we wanna be fly-er than the next chick or dude so bad , that if money trees existed , we'd kill ourselves for it . we'd kill our neighbors and our parents for it . our best friends and our lovers for it . cause once the oxygen is gone , we all are . we would no longer strive to reach goals and dreams because they would instead be handed to us . this would be a passionless world filled with suicidal consumers .

Lord, you are a genius . thanks for thinking ahead . (:

they're regular people .

clownin niggas . haha . drake and my man are funny .

i love you Tremaine ! ♥

a brilliant medley .

yes , those are all one person, sam tsui .



there isnt much to say after this . it speaks for itself .

drake falls . and .... ?

maybe you've seen it . if not , here it is :




this is how i feel .
that shit was funny as helllll ! (what a stupid analogy)
but anyway, that shit was halariousss . and no one wants to admit it . why though ? cuz he's "drake" ? cuz he has a name that everyone knows ? it's not funny when he skips across the stage like a lil kid and busts his ass , but when scarlet took a tumble and busted the shit out of her side everyone was crackin up . she was hurt just like that nigga ! she just wasnt famous so no one gave a fuck . thats bullshit . imma laugh at drake just how i laughed at scarlet's big ass .

and wayne is a fuckingg genius . he hurried up and cleaned up the scene with jokes . an with that line " who wants to be drake's nurse tonight" . brilliant . and the thing is .. he knows he's wayne . he knows that as long as he went out on stage , everything and everybody would be okay . thats my baby ! =]