the culprit .

yu guys won't believe this shit .

so , from the beginning of the school year , me and my room mate have been getting our books stolen . all together , about 6 books of mine have been stolen , and abt more or the same amount from her . && for the longest time , i could not put my finger on who this stealer might be . " it's definitely an inside job." thats what this one girl that i don't know told me when she overheard me telling my RA about it . i agreed . i mean , i knew tht it had to be someone who knew our schedule cuz they would get us when we were ghost for a while . my room mate suggested that it was probably the cleaning ladies since they had the key to our room . then she suggested someone was climbing thru our window since we were on the 1st floor [i never believed that lol] . but we still couldnt figure out who this culprit was. next thing yu know , books are coming up missing all throughout my dorm hall ! i knew i had to get to the bottom of it .

so i sat there and though abt it 2 sunday afternoons ago. i got into my law and order mode && started piecing this puzzle together . "where are they missing from ? what quarters did they come up missing? " and thats when i got it . the culprit ? tati , my mothafuckin roommate .

she's a smoooth ass criminal bruh . smoother than my skin [now that's smooth lol]. everywhere the books came up missing , she was friends w. the person at that time . 1st quarter it was flora , her books got stolen . 2nd quarter it was the boys , their books got stolen . 3rd , p12o . their shit got stolen . and when they werent friends w. tati , their shit was neverrr stolen ! so i went to the university book exchange && got my detective on . i showed them a picture of tati and asked how often they see her. come to find out , she sells books back 1-2 times a weeeeek !! =-O

so i gathered everyone up and called a meeting . i put her ass on BLAST . of course she denied it nd started crying, but everyone knew what part of the game it was. tht bitch was caught up like usher . anyway , she left that day . hasnt been back since . and this week is finals week ! haha . oh , i ddnt mention .. she's getting kicked outta school for failing . i guess her goal was to get SOMETHING out of college , and if it wasnt gunna be education , it was gunna be the money she got from selling books back to the university book exchange . smh . what a smart , dumb nigga .