know your status .

the most common misconception in relationships is thinking you're the only one . if you were a little taken back by the introductory line in this blog , my apologies . but my intentions are not to solace you . they are instead meant to seduce you . to hold you in my captivity and get you so high off of these words that you will reconsider the next time you think you are the only key holder of a man's heart or a woman's vagina .

know your status .

because there's an 78 % chance you aren't the only one . i don't mean to kill you're hopes and dreams , but that's just how it is , realistically . we are often opt to say, "nahhh , that can't happen to me!" but tell me this: how many relationships do YOU know of that involved complete fidelity ? about 22 % or less right ? right . it can happen to anybody . don't be naive and oblivious to this fact and end up getting crushed harder than a coke can by fat albert . hope for the best , but prepare for the worst .

and if in fact you ARE NOT the only one , know your status .

are you the main entree or the side dish ? are you plan A or plan B ? if you're a bit unsure , ask yourself these questions : do i get calls in the day , or only in the night ? do i get panda express or pf changs ? did i get a valentine's text , or valentine's sex (if applicable) ? you get what i mean .

know your status and be content with it . if not , leave .
i'm not promoting cheating or messing around , but it just might happen . prepare for the worst . and hey , if you feel for any reason that you just might be plan B , a reciprocal action is sincerely recommended .